Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”
This made my night.
ahhh this is really cute
THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
WHAT ABOUT THE MUGGLE-BORN KIDS WHO GO TO HOGWARTS BUT DECIDE THEY WANT MUGGLE JOBS AT THE END OF IT
WHAT DO THEY DO
IMAGINE TRYING TO APPLY FOR AN ENGINEERING DEGREE WHEN YOU HAVEN’T GOT A SINGLE GCSE BUT YOU DO HAVE “O.W.L.”S IN “DEFENCE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS” AND “TRANSFIGURATION”
The problem of Chris Pine is a serious one because the man has so many incarnations. For example, we have:
Desert Hooker (Google that phrase. Do it right now. You’ll laugh.)
Rocking a dress
Old Married Pinto
Whatever the hell this was
Actual Disney Princess
There is actually no escape. This man is a menace and must be stopped.