robert downey jr’s name is actually robert
his friends call him robert
not robert downey jr
sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior
and i’m like woah
oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert
I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.
"People tell stories of spectres and beasts from beyond the Nether, but they forget that true monsters walk among them — mortal men hungry for blood and power."
"Michael, you’re our wheels. Your chrome double-oh Mogar—” Geoff air-quoted, rolling his eyes, “—isn’t exactly subtle.”
I just love every Rooster teeth member so much it hurts.
People bitching because Geoff swears in front of his 8 year old daughter are ridiculous. “Oh that makes him a bad parent” Uhm fuck you he treats that little girl like his whole damn world. Bad parents abuse their children and deny them anything and everything. Swearing in front of your kid isnt going to destroy them emotionally or physically. Swearing at them and belittling them will, but not just swearing around them. Grow the fuck up people.
THE LITTLE MERMAID
This isn’t happy-go-lucky disney mermaid you are probably familiar with. This little mermaid isn’t too happy with her “prince.” This short horror film contains violent material and gore.
"We haven’t escaped the madness — it simply wears a new face, now."
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
Isn’t this how everyone plays
my favorite video on the internet
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.